MAJIC MEOWS MEWMBERSHIP PAWLICY

MAJIC MEOWS, herein referred to as “MEOWS,” is dedicated to purrviding the highest quality cannabis and cannabis products.  We ask that our Mewmbers please adhere (as best a feline can) to the following guidelines.

 

ALL MEWMBERS MUST BE QUALIFIED PATIENTS

 

  1. You must have a valid Catifornia ID or Driver License, Passport, Out of State ID or Driver License, or a State Mewdical Marijuana Identification Card at the time of registration and for continued access to our Mewmbership Services.  You will also need an original copy of your doctor’s recommendation if you are a Mewdical Patient.

  2. You must be at least eighteen (18) years of age (Mewdical) or 21 years of age (Recreational) to qualify for Mewmbership (or roughly 1.3 or 1.6 cat years).

  3. By signing this Mewmbership Pawlicy you authorize MEOWS to prescribe cannabis for recreational or mewdical use, as approved by either yourself or your physician.

  4. You may never sell or otherwise distribute mewdication you obtain from MEOWS.

  5. Once you are a Mewmber we ask that you practice a “Good Cat Neighbor Policy” by acting house trained and not feral, in other words, please act responsibly; MEOWS is not liable for any incidents or injuries while using our products.

  6. Majic Meows reserves the right to refuse service or revoke Mewmbership to Mewmbers who (egregiously) violate our guidelines.

 

I have read and understand the above Majic Meows Membership Pawlicy, and agree to abide by these conditions as a MAJIC MEOWS MEWMBER.